| Burford comes home from work and his wife is in the kitchen on all fours, wearing nothing but her bathrobe, scrubbing the kitchen floor. He comes up behind her, lifts up her robe, fucks her fast and hard doggie-style, and then smacks her in the head. "She screams, "Burford! I let you do something so nice like that! What`d you hit me for?" He says, "For not looking to see who it was!" |